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libraryseraph:

desidere:

thislovestoogoodtolast:

captcrieff:

Can you guess who?

Fuck you !!!

im laughing so hard omfg it’s like walking down the unflavored oatmeal aisle

wait, are these not all the same dude?

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

istoleyourpanties:

quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

frICK

homewreckingwhore:

realizing you were alive before some of your friends even existed
image

ruinedchildhood:

when mom says dinners ready

ruinedchildhood:

when mom says dinners ready

lifehacks247:

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weepingdildo:

My favorite pokemon are latinas and latinos image

officialblueshell:

Happy valentines day babe!! Yah I got u a bottle of fucking ketchup

officialblueshell:

Happy valentines day babe!! Yah I got u a bottle of fucking ketchup

tastefullyoffensive:

"I’m not very good at taking Panoramas." -Skizza

tastefullyoffensive:

"I’m not very good at taking Panoramas." -Skizza

stupid-butalsodumb:

I went to public school.

never forget swiss fucking cheese

assiest:

you better czechoslovakia before you wreckyoslovkia

squidwurd:

main goals when going to a friends house:
-pet dog
-avoid parent
-don’t clog toilet

Nick.

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