yeah I speak Chinese
well fuck I’m chinese and I stared at this for about ten minutes before I got it
do you ever wonder how many tourist photos you’re in the background of
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT STUFF FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME
get off my post
You don’t have to lash out
these puns are far too cornea
IM AT WORK AND I tRiPPED AND GRABBED THE CLOSEST THING TO KEEP MYSELF FROM FALLING BUT I ACCIDENTALLY PULLED A PLUG ON OUR SYSTEM AND ALL OUR PHONES SHUT DOWN I THINK I JUST TURNED PIZZA HUT OFF
"just plug it back in"
YEAH OKAY BUT ???????? WHERE THE FUCK DOES THIS GO
UPDATE: MY MANAGER TOLD ME TO STOP TOUCHING THINGS AND STAY AWAY FROM THE SYSTEM. HES BEEN STARING AT THE SYSTEM FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES I THINK HE’S CRYING
UPDATE #2: WE CHOSE A RANDOM PORT TO PLUG It INTO AND IT WORKED WE ARE BACK ONLINE GOD BLESS
This article is great because that author tried to put in as many dick jokes that he possibly could.