Can you guess who?
Fuck you !!!
im laughing so hard omfg it’s like walking down the unflavored oatmeal aisle
wait, are these not all the same dude?
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
australians dont have sex
I spat out my coffee
sorry about your
realizing you were alive before some of your friends even existed
when mom says dinners ready
oh my god these are so good
My favorite pokemon are latinas and latinos
Happy valentines day babe!! Yah I got u a bottle of fucking ketchup
I went to public school.
never forget swiss fucking cheese
you better czechoslovakia before you wreckyoslovkia
main goals when going to a friends house:
-don’t clog toilet